diff --git a/src/hu_stuff.c b/src/hu_stuff.c
index 4210b70e..b28793b7 100644
--- a/src/hu_stuff.c
+++ b/src/hu_stuff.c
@@ -2293,9 +2293,9 @@ void HU_DrawTabRankings(INT32 x, INT32 y, playersort_t *tab, INT32 scorelines, I
 		if (players[tab[i].num].spectator || !players[tab[i].num].mo)
 			continue; //ignore them.
 
-		if (!splitscreen)	// don't draw it on splitscreen,
+		if (netgame) // don't draw it offline
 		{
-			if (!(tab[i].num == serverplayer))
+			if (tab[i].num != serverplayer)
 				HU_drawPing(x+ 253, y+2, playerpingtable[tab[i].num], false);
 		}
 
@@ -2609,7 +2609,7 @@ static inline void HU_DrawSpectatorTicker(void)
 					templength = length;
 				}
 
-				V_DrawString(templength, height + 8, V_TRANSLUCENT, current);
+				V_DrawString(templength, height + 8, V_TRANSLUCENT|V_ALLOWLOWERCASE, current);
 			}
 
 			length += (signed)strlen(player_names[i]) * 8 + 16;
@@ -2783,7 +2783,7 @@ static void HU_DrawRankings(void)
 		HU_DrawDualTabRankings(32, 32, tab, scorelines, whiteplayer);*/
 
 	// draw spectators in a ticker across the bottom
-	if (!splitscreen && G_GametypeHasSpectators())
+	if (netgame && G_GametypeHasSpectators())
 		HU_DrawSpectatorTicker();
 }
 
diff --git a/src/k_kart.c b/src/k_kart.c
index c5d2d4c6..e73c5786 100644
--- a/src/k_kart.c
+++ b/src/k_kart.c
@@ -666,7 +666,7 @@ static INT32 K_KartGetItemOdds(UINT8 pos, SINT8 item, fixed_t mashed)
 			break;
 		case KITEM_INVINCIBILITY:
 			POWERITEMODDS(newodds);
-			if ((!cv_invincibility.value) || (pinvin > 2)) newodds = 0;
+			if ((!cv_invincibility.value) || (pinvin >= 2)) newodds = 0;
 			break;
 		case KITEM_BANANA:
 			if (!cv_banana.value) newodds = 0;
@@ -700,7 +700,7 @@ static INT32 K_KartGetItemOdds(UINT8 pos, SINT8 item, fixed_t mashed)
 			break;
 		case KITEM_GROW:
 			POWERITEMODDS(newodds);
-			if ((!cv_grow.value) || (pinvin > 2)) newodds = 0;
+			if ((!cv_grow.value) || (pinvin >= 2)) newodds = 0;
 			break;
 		case KITEM_SHRINK:
 			POWERITEMODDS(newodds);
@@ -1362,8 +1362,8 @@ void K_RespawnChecker(player_t *player)
 				fixed_t newx, newy, newz;
 
 				newangle = FixedAngle(((360/8)*i)*FRACUNIT);
-				newx = player->mo->x + P_ReturnThrustX(player->mo, newangle, 31*player->mo->scale);
-				newy = player->mo->y + P_ReturnThrustY(player->mo, newangle, 31*player->mo->scale);
+				newx = player->mo->x + P_ReturnThrustX(player->mo, newangle, 31<<FRACBITS); // does NOT use scale, since this effect doesn't scale properly
+				newy = player->mo->y + P_ReturnThrustY(player->mo, newangle, 31<<FRACBITS);
 				if (player->mo->eflags & MFE_VERTICALFLIP)
 					newz = player->mo->z + player->mo->height;
 				else
@@ -1383,11 +1383,19 @@ void K_RespawnChecker(player_t *player)
 	}
 	else if (player->kartstuff[k_respawn] == 1)
 	{
-		if (!P_IsObjectOnGround(player->mo))
+		if (player->kartstuff[k_growshrinktimer] < 0)
+		{
+			player->mo->scalespeed = mapheaderinfo[gamemap-1]->mobj_scale/TICRATE;
+			player->mo->destscale = 6*(mapheaderinfo[gamemap-1]->mobj_scale)/8;
+			if (cv_kartdebugshrink.value && !player->bot)
+				player->mo->destscale = 6*player->mo->destscale/8;
+		}
+
+		if (!P_IsObjectOnGround(player->mo) && !mapreset)
 		{
 			player->powers[pw_flashing] = 2;
 
-			// Sal: That's stupid and prone to accidental usage.
+			// Sal: The old behavior was stupid and prone to accidental usage.
 			// Let's rip off Mania instead, and turn this into a Drop Dash!
 
 			if (cmd->buttons & BT_ACCELERATE)
@@ -1847,19 +1855,15 @@ void K_SpinPlayer(player_t *player, mobj_t *source, INT32 type, boolean trapitem
 
 	player->kartstuff[k_spinouttype] = type;
 
-	if (player->kartstuff[k_spinouttype] <= 0)
+	if (player->kartstuff[k_spinouttype] <= 0) // type 0 is spinout, type 1 is wipeout
 	{
-		player->kartstuff[k_spinouttimer] = 3*TICRATE/2; // Banana Spinout
-
 		// At spinout, player speed is increased to 1/4 their regular speed, moving them forward
 		if (player->speed < K_GetKartSpeed(player, true)/4)
 			P_InstaThrust(player->mo, player->mo->angle, FixedMul(K_GetKartSpeed(player, true)/4, player->mo->scale));
-
 		S_StartSound(player->mo, sfx_slip);
 	}
-	else
-		player->kartstuff[k_spinouttimer] = TICRATE+20; // Wipeout
 
+	player->kartstuff[k_spinouttimer] = (3*TICRATE/2)+2;
 	player->powers[pw_flashing] = K_GetKartFlashing(player);
 
 	if (player->mo->state != &states[S_KART_SPIN])
@@ -2032,7 +2036,7 @@ void K_ExplodePlayer(player_t *player, mobj_t *source, mobj_t *inflictor) // A b
 
 	if (inflictor && inflictor->type == MT_SPBEXPLOSION && inflictor->extravalue1)
 	{
-		player->kartstuff[k_spinouttimer] = (3*player->kartstuff[k_spinouttimer])/2;
+		player->kartstuff[k_spinouttimer] = ((3*player->kartstuff[k_spinouttimer])/2)+1;
 		player->mo->momz *= 2;
 	}
 
@@ -3879,7 +3883,12 @@ void K_KartPlayerThink(player_t *player, ticcmd_t *cmd)
 		fast->momz = 3*player->mo->momz/4;
 	}
 
-	if (player->kartstuff[k_eggmanexplode]) // You're gonna diiiiie
+	if (player->playerstate == PST_DEAD || player->kartstuff[k_respawn] > 1) // Ensure these are set correctly here
+	{
+		player->mo->colorized = false;
+		player->mo->color = player->skincolor;
+	}
+	else if (player->kartstuff[k_eggmanexplode]) // You're gonna diiiiie
 	{
 		const INT32 flashtime = 4<<(player->kartstuff[k_eggmanexplode]/TICRATE);
 		if (player->kartstuff[k_eggmanexplode] == 1 || (player->kartstuff[k_eggmanexplode] % (flashtime/2) != 0))
@@ -3956,6 +3965,18 @@ void K_KartPlayerThink(player_t *player, ticcmd_t *cmd)
 
 	player->kartstuff[k_timeovercam] = 0;
 
+	// Make ABSOLUTELY SURE that your flashing tics don't get set WHILE you're still in hit animations.
+	if (player->kartstuff[k_spinouttimer] != 0
+		|| player->kartstuff[k_wipeoutslow] != 0
+		|| player->kartstuff[k_squishedtimer] != 0)
+	{
+		player->powers[pw_flashing] = K_GetKartFlashing(player);
+	}
+	else if (player->powers[pw_flashing] == K_GetKartFlashing(player))
+	{
+		player->powers[pw_flashing]--;
+	}
+
 	if (player->kartstuff[k_spinouttimer])
 	{
 		if ((P_IsObjectOnGround(player->mo) || player->kartstuff[k_spinouttype] == 1)
@@ -3983,9 +4004,6 @@ void K_KartPlayerThink(player_t *player, ticcmd_t *cmd)
 		}
 	}
 
-	if (player->kartstuff[k_spinouttimer] == 0 && player->powers[pw_flashing] == K_GetKartFlashing(player))
-		player->powers[pw_flashing]--;
-
 	/*if (player->kartstuff[k_thunderanim])
 		player->kartstuff[k_thunderanim]--;*/
 
@@ -4008,11 +4026,13 @@ void K_KartPlayerThink(player_t *player, ticcmd_t *cmd)
 	if (player->kartstuff[k_invincibilitytimer])
 		player->kartstuff[k_invincibilitytimer]--;
 
-	if (player->kartstuff[k_growshrinktimer] > 0)
-		player->kartstuff[k_growshrinktimer]--;
-
-	if (player->kartstuff[k_growshrinktimer] < 0)
-		player->kartstuff[k_growshrinktimer]++;
+	if (!player->kartstuff[k_respawn])
+	{
+		if (player->kartstuff[k_growshrinktimer] > 0)
+			player->kartstuff[k_growshrinktimer]--;
+		if (player->kartstuff[k_growshrinktimer] < 0)
+			player->kartstuff[k_growshrinktimer]++;
+	}
 
 	if (player->kartstuff[k_growshrinktimer] == 1 || player->kartstuff[k_growshrinktimer] == -1)
 	{
@@ -5501,8 +5521,8 @@ static patch_t *kp_karmasticker;
 static patch_t *kp_splitkarmabomb;
 static patch_t *kp_timeoutsticker;
 
-static patch_t *kp_startcountdown[8];
-static patch_t *kp_racefinish[2];
+static patch_t *kp_startcountdown[16];
+static patch_t *kp_racefinish[6];
 
 static patch_t *kp_positionnum[NUMPOSNUMS][NUMPOSFRAMES];
 static patch_t *kp_winnernum[NUMPOSFRAMES];
@@ -5589,9 +5609,25 @@ void K_LoadKartHUDGraphics(void)
 	kp_startcountdown[5] = 		W_CachePatchName("K_CNT2B", PU_HUDGFX);
 	kp_startcountdown[6] = 		W_CachePatchName("K_CNT1B", PU_HUDGFX);
 	kp_startcountdown[7] = 		W_CachePatchName("K_CNTGOB", PU_HUDGFX);
+	// Splitscreen
+	kp_startcountdown[8] = 		W_CachePatchName("K_SMC3A", PU_HUDGFX);
+	kp_startcountdown[9] = 		W_CachePatchName("K_SMC2A", PU_HUDGFX);
+	kp_startcountdown[10] = 	W_CachePatchName("K_SMC1A", PU_HUDGFX);
+	kp_startcountdown[11] = 	W_CachePatchName("K_SMCGOA", PU_HUDGFX);
+	kp_startcountdown[12] = 	W_CachePatchName("K_SMC3B", PU_HUDGFX);
+	kp_startcountdown[13] = 	W_CachePatchName("K_SMC2B", PU_HUDGFX);
+	kp_startcountdown[14] = 	W_CachePatchName("K_SMC1B", PU_HUDGFX);
+	kp_startcountdown[15] = 	W_CachePatchName("K_SMCGOB", PU_HUDGFX);
 
+	// Finish
 	kp_racefinish[0] = 			W_CachePatchName("K_FINA", PU_HUDGFX);
 	kp_racefinish[1] = 			W_CachePatchName("K_FINB", PU_HUDGFX);
+	// Splitscreen
+	kp_racefinish[2] = 			W_CachePatchName("K_SMFINA", PU_HUDGFX);
+	kp_racefinish[3] = 			W_CachePatchName("K_SMFINB", PU_HUDGFX);
+	// 2P splitscreen
+	kp_racefinish[4] = 			W_CachePatchName("K_2PFINA", PU_HUDGFX);
+	kp_racefinish[5] = 			W_CachePatchName("K_2PFINB", PU_HUDGFX);
 
 	// Position numbers
 	sprintf(buffer, "K_POSNxx");
@@ -6585,7 +6621,7 @@ static void K_drawKartWanted(void)
 	if (splitscreen) // Can't fit the poster on screen, sadly
 	{
 		if (K_IsPlayerWanted(stplyr) && leveltime % 10 > 3)
-			V_DrawRightAlignedString(WANT_X, WANT_Y, K_calcSplitFlags(V_SNAPTOBOTTOM|V_SNAPTORIGHT|V_HUDTRANS|V_REDMAP), "WANTED");
+			V_DrawRightAlignedString(WANT_X, WANT_Y, K_calcSplitFlags(V_SNAPTOBOTTOM|V_SNAPTORIGHT|V_HUDTRANS|V_ORANGEMAP), "WANTED");
 		return;
 	}
 
@@ -6924,11 +6960,10 @@ static void K_drawKartStartCountdown(void)
 		pnum++;
 	if ((leveltime % (2*5)) / 5) // blink
 		pnum += 4;
+	if (splitscreen) // splitscreen
+		pnum += 8;
 
-	if (splitscreen)
-		V_DrawSmallScaledPatch(STCD_X - (SHORT(kp_startcountdown[pnum]->width)/4), STCD_Y - (SHORT(kp_startcountdown[pnum]->height)/4), splitflags, kp_startcountdown[pnum]);
-	else
-		V_DrawScaledPatch(STCD_X - (SHORT(kp_startcountdown[pnum]->width)/2), STCD_Y - (SHORT(kp_startcountdown[pnum]->height)/2), splitflags, kp_startcountdown[pnum]);
+	V_DrawScaledPatch(STCD_X - (SHORT(kp_startcountdown[pnum]->width)/2), STCD_Y - (SHORT(kp_startcountdown[pnum]->height)/2), splitflags, kp_startcountdown[pnum]);
 }
 
 static void K_drawKartFinish(void)
@@ -6941,12 +6976,14 @@ static void K_drawKartFinish(void)
 	if ((stplyr->kartstuff[k_cardanimation] % (2*5)) / 5) // blink
 		pnum = 1;
 
-	if (splitscreen > 1)
-	{
-		V_DrawTinyScaledPatch(STCD_X - (SHORT(kp_racefinish[pnum]->width)/8), STCD_Y - (SHORT(kp_racefinish[pnum]->height)/8), splitflags, kp_racefinish[pnum]);
-		return;
-	}
+	if (splitscreen > 1) // small splitscreen
+		pnum += 2;
+	else if (splitscreen == 1) // wide splitscreen
+		pnum += 4;
 
+	if (splitscreen > 1) // Stationary FIN
+		V_DrawScaledPatch(STCD_X - (SHORT(kp_racefinish[pnum]->width)/2), STCD_Y - (SHORT(kp_racefinish[pnum]->height)/2), splitflags, kp_racefinish[pnum]);
+	else // Scrolling FINISH
 	{
 		INT32 scaleshift = (FRACBITS - splitscreen); // FRACUNIT or FRACUNIT/2
 		INT32 x = ((vid.width<<FRACBITS)/vid.dupx), xval = (SHORT(kp_racefinish[pnum]->width)<<scaleshift);
@@ -7013,7 +7050,7 @@ static void K_drawBattleFullscreen(void)
 		{
 			if (stplyr->kartstuff[k_position] == 1)
 				V_DrawFixedPatch(x<<FRACBITS, y<<FRACBITS, scale, splitflags, kp_battlewin, NULL);
-			else if (splitscreen < 2)
+			else
 				V_DrawFixedPatch(x<<FRACBITS, y<<FRACBITS, scale, splitflags, (K_IsPlayerLosing(stplyr) ? kp_battlelose : kp_battlecool), NULL);
 		}
 		else
@@ -7343,38 +7380,38 @@ static void K_drawLapStartAnim(void)
 	const UINT8 progress = 80-stplyr->kartstuff[k_lapanimation];
 
 	V_DrawScaledPatch(BASEVIDWIDTH/2 + (32*max(0, stplyr->kartstuff[k_lapanimation]-76)),
-		64 - (32*max(0, progress-76)),
+		56 - (32*max(0, progress-76)),
 		0, kp_lapanim_emblem);
 
 	if (stplyr->laps == (UINT8)(cv_numlaps.value - 1))
 	{
 		V_DrawScaledPatch(27 - (32*max(0, progress-76)),
-			40,
+			32,
 			0, kp_lapanim_final[min(progress/2, 10)]);
 
 		if (progress/2-12 >= 0)
 		{
 			V_DrawScaledPatch(194 + (32*max(0, progress-76)),
-				40,
+				32,
 				0, kp_lapanim_lap[min(progress/2-12, 6)]);
 		}
 	}
 	else
 	{
 		V_DrawScaledPatch(61 - (32*max(0, progress-76)),
-			40,
+			32,
 			0, kp_lapanim_lap[min(progress/2, 6)]);
 
 		if (progress/2-8 >= 0)
 		{
 			V_DrawScaledPatch(194 + (32*max(0, progress-76)),
-				40,
+				32,
 				0, kp_lapanim_number[(((UINT32)stplyr->laps+1) / 10)][min(progress/2-8, 2)]);
 
 			if (progress/2-10 >= 0)
 			{
 				V_DrawScaledPatch(221 + (32*max(0, progress-76)),
-					40,
+					32,
 					0, kp_lapanim_number[(((UINT32)stplyr->laps+1) % 10)][min(progress/2-10, 2)]);
 			}
 		}
diff --git a/src/p_mobj.c b/src/p_mobj.c
index f4edbc4b..dc626b07 100644
--- a/src/p_mobj.c
+++ b/src/p_mobj.c
@@ -6779,7 +6779,7 @@ void P_MobjThinker(mobj_t *mobj)
 					&& mobj->target->player->health && mobj->target->player->playerstate != PST_DEAD
 					/*&& players[displayplayer].mo && !players[displayplayer].spectator*/)
 				{
-					fixed_t scale = mobj->target->scale;
+					fixed_t scale = 4*mobj->target->scale;
 					mobj->color = mobj->target->color;
 					K_MatchGenericExtraFlags(mobj, mobj->target);
 
@@ -6975,7 +6975,7 @@ void P_MobjThinker(mobj_t *mobj)
 					&& mobj->target->player->health && mobj->target->player->playerstate != PST_DEAD
 					&& players[displayplayer].mo && !players[displayplayer].spectator)
 				{
-					fixed_t scale = mobj->target->scale;
+					fixed_t scale = 4*mobj->target->scale;
 
 					if (!K_IsPlayerWanted(mobj->target->player))
 					{
@@ -7005,10 +7005,13 @@ void P_MobjThinker(mobj_t *mobj)
 					}
 					P_SetThingPosition(mobj);
 
-					scale += FixedMul(FixedDiv(abs(P_AproxDistance(players[displayplayer].mo->x-mobj->target->x,
-						players[displayplayer].mo->y-mobj->target->y)), RING_DIST), mobj->target->scale);
-					if (scale > 16*FRACUNIT)
-						scale = 16*FRACUNIT;
+					if (!splitscreen)
+					{
+						scale += FixedMul(FixedDiv(abs(P_AproxDistance(players[displayplayer].mo->x-mobj->target->x,
+							players[displayplayer].mo->y-mobj->target->y)), RING_DIST), mobj->target->scale);
+						if (scale > 16*FRACUNIT)
+							scale = 16*FRACUNIT;
+					}
 					mobj->destscale = scale;
 				}
 				else if (mobj->health > 0)
diff --git a/src/p_user.c b/src/p_user.c
index a286202a..780c9ed9 100644
--- a/src/p_user.c
+++ b/src/p_user.c
@@ -1217,6 +1217,8 @@ void P_RestoreMusic(player_t *player)
 	if (!P_IsLocalPlayer(player)) // Only applies to a local player
 		return;
 
+	S_SpeedMusic(1.0f);
+
 	// Event - HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER
 	if (mapreset)
 	{
@@ -1228,24 +1230,58 @@ void P_RestoreMusic(player_t *player)
 	if (P_EndingMusic(player))
 		return;
 
-	S_SpeedMusic(1.0f);
-
 	// Event - Level Start
 	if (leveltime < (starttime + (TICRATE/2)))
 		S_ChangeMusicInternal((encoremode ? "estart" : "kstart"), false); //S_StopMusic();
 	else // see also where time overs are handled - search for "lives = 2" in this file
 	{
+		INT32 wantedmus = 0; // 0 is level music, 1 is invincibility, 2 is grow
+
+		if (splitscreen)
+		{
+			INT32 bestlocaltimer = 1;
+
+#define setbests(p) \
+	if (players[p].playerstate == PST_LIVE) \
+	{ \
+		if (players[p].kartstuff[k_growshrinktimer] > bestlocaltimer) \
+		{ wantedmus = 2; bestlocaltimer = players[p].kartstuff[k_growshrinktimer]; } \
+		else if (players[p].kartstuff[k_invincibilitytimer] > bestlocaltimer) \
+		{ wantedmus = 1; bestlocaltimer = players[p].kartstuff[k_invincibilitytimer]; } \
+	}
+			setbests(displayplayer);
+			setbests(secondarydisplayplayer);
+			if (splitscreen > 1)
+				setbests(thirddisplayplayer);
+			if (splitscreen > 2)
+				setbests(fourthdisplayplayer);
+#undef setbests
+		}
+		else
+		{
+			if (player->playerstate == PST_LIVE)
+			{
+				if (player->kartstuff[k_growshrinktimer] > 1)
+					wantedmus = 2;
+				else if (player->kartstuff[k_invincibilitytimer] > 1)
+					wantedmus = 1;
+			}
+		}
+
 		// Item - Grow
-		if (player->kartstuff[k_growshrinktimer] > 1 && player->playerstate == PST_LIVE)
+		if (wantedmus == 2)
 			S_ChangeMusicInternal("kgrow", true);
 		// Item - Invincibility
-		else if (player->kartstuff[k_invincibilitytimer] > 1 && player->playerstate == PST_LIVE)
+		else if (wantedmus == 1)
 			S_ChangeMusicInternal("kinvnc", true);
 		else
 		{
+#if 0
 			// Event - Final Lap
+			// Still works for GME, but disabled for consistency
 			if (G_RaceGametype() && player->laps >= (UINT8)(cv_numlaps.value - 1))
 				S_SpeedMusic(1.2f);
+#endif
 			S_ChangeMusic(mapmusname, mapmusflags, true);
 		}
 	}
@@ -6652,13 +6688,24 @@ static void P_MovePlayer(player_t *player)
 		if (player->mo->state != &states[S_KART_SQUISH])
 			P_SetPlayerMobjState(player->mo, S_KART_SQUISH);
 	}
-	else if (player->kartstuff[k_spinouttimer] > 0 || player->pflags & PF_SLIDING)
+	else if (player->pflags & PF_SLIDING)
 	{
 		if (player->mo->state != &states[S_KART_SPIN])
 			P_SetPlayerMobjState(player->mo, S_KART_SPIN);
-
 		player->frameangle -= ANGLE_22h;
 	}
+	else if (player->kartstuff[k_spinouttimer] > 0)
+	{
+		INT32 speed = max(1, min(8, player->kartstuff[k_spinouttimer]/8));
+
+		if (player->mo->state != &states[S_KART_SPIN])
+			P_SetPlayerMobjState(player->mo, S_KART_SPIN);
+
+		if (speed == 1 && abs(player->mo->angle - player->frameangle) < ANGLE_22h)
+			player->frameangle = player->mo->angle; // Face forward at the end of the animation
+		else
+			player->frameangle -= (ANGLE_11hh * speed);
+	}
 	else if (player->powers[pw_nocontrol] && player->pflags & PF_SKIDDOWN)
 	{
 		if (player->mo->state != &states[S_KART_SPIN])
@@ -7335,7 +7382,7 @@ static void P_DoZoomTube(player_t *player)
 	fixed_t dist;
 	boolean reverse;
 
-	player->mo->height = P_GetPlayerSpinHeight(player);
+	//player->mo->height = P_GetPlayerSpinHeight(player);
 
 	if (player->speed > 0)
 		reverse = false;
@@ -7440,6 +7487,11 @@ static void P_DoZoomTube(player_t *player)
 		else if (player == &players[fourthdisplayplayer])
 			localangle4 = player->mo->angle;
 	}
+#if 0
+	if (player->mo->state != &states[S_KART_SPIN])
+		P_SetPlayerMobjState(player->mo, S_KART_SPIN);
+	player->frameangle -= ANGLE_22h;
+#endif
 }
 
 //
@@ -8250,6 +8302,9 @@ boolean P_MoveChaseCamera(player_t *player, camera_t *thiscam, boolean resetcall
 	if (mo->eflags & MFE_VERTICALFLIP)
 		camheight += thiscam->height;
 
+	if (splitscreen == 1)
+		camspeed = (3*camspeed)/4;
+
 	if (timeover)
 		angle = mo->angle + FixedAngle(camrotate*FRACUNIT);
 	else if (leveltime < starttime)
diff --git a/src/s_sound.c b/src/s_sound.c
index d87b6106..6dae619a 100644
--- a/src/s_sound.c
+++ b/src/s_sound.c
@@ -531,6 +531,9 @@ void S_StartSoundAtVolume(const void *origin_p, sfxenum_t sfx_id, INT32 volume)
 	pitch = NORM_PITCH;
 	priority = NORM_PRIORITY;
 
+	if (splitscreen && origin)
+		volume = FixedDiv(volume<<FRACBITS, FixedSqrt((splitscreen+1)<<FRACBITS))>>FRACBITS;
+
 	if (splitscreen && listenmobj2) // Copy the sound for the split player
 	{
 		// Check to see if it is audible, and if not, modify the params
@@ -1011,6 +1014,9 @@ void S_UpdateSounds(void)
 				pitch = NORM_PITCH;
 				sep = NORM_SEP;
 
+				if (splitscreen && c->origin)
+					volume = FixedDiv(volume<<FRACBITS, FixedSqrt((splitscreen+1)<<FRACBITS))>>FRACBITS;
+
 				// check non-local sounds for distance clipping
 				//  or modify their params
 				if (c->origin && ((c->origin != players[consoleplayer].mo)
@@ -1325,6 +1331,9 @@ INT32 S_AdjustSoundParams(const mobj_t *listener, const mobj_t *source, INT32 *v
 		*vol = (15 * ((S_CLIPPING_DIST - approx_dist)>>FRACBITS)) / S_ATTENUATOR;
 	}
 
+	if (splitscreen)
+		*vol = FixedDiv((*vol)<<FRACBITS, FixedSqrt((splitscreen+1)<<FRACBITS))>>FRACBITS;
+
 	return (*vol > 0);
 }