diff --git a/src/m_menu.c b/src/m_menu.c
index 6126da07..e77c0a1b 100644
--- a/src/m_menu.c
+++ b/src/m_menu.c
@@ -2972,26 +2972,26 @@ void M_Init(void)
 	quitmsg[QUITMSG1] = M_GetText("What would Tails say if\nhe saw you quitting the game?\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
 	quitmsg[QUITMSG2] = M_GetText("Hey!\nWhere do ya think you're goin'?\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
 	quitmsg[QUITMSG3] = M_GetText("Forget your studies!\nPlay some more!\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
-	quitmsg[QUITMSG4] = M_GetText("You're trying to say you\nlike Sonic 2K6 better than\nthis, right?\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
+	quitmsg[QUITMSG4] = M_GetText("You're trying to say you\nlike Team Sonic Racing better than\nthis, aren't you?\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
 	quitmsg[QUITMSG5] = M_GetText("Don't leave yet -- there's a\nsuper emerald around that corner!\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
 	quitmsg[QUITMSG6] = M_GetText("You'd rather work than play?\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
 	quitmsg[QUITMSG7] = M_GetText("Go ahead and leave. See if I care...\n*sniffle*\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
 
 	quitmsg[QUIT2MSG] = M_GetText("If you leave now,\nEggman will take over the world!\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
-	quitmsg[QUIT2MSG1] = M_GetText("Don't quit!\nThere are animals\nto save!\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
-	quitmsg[QUIT2MSG2] = M_GetText("Aw c'mon, just bop\na few more robots!\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
+	quitmsg[QUIT2MSG1] = M_GetText("On your mark,\nget set,\nhit the 'N' key!\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
+	quitmsg[QUIT2MSG2] = M_GetText("Aw c'mon, just\na few more laps!\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
 	quitmsg[QUIT2MSG3] = M_GetText("Did you get all those Chaos Emeralds?\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
-	quitmsg[QUIT2MSG4] = M_GetText("If you leave, I'll use\nmy spin attack on you!\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
+	quitmsg[QUIT2MSG4] = M_GetText("If you leave, I'll use\nmy Jawz on you!\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
 	quitmsg[QUIT2MSG5] = M_GetText("Don't go!\nYou might find the hidden\nlevels!\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
 	quitmsg[QUIT2MSG6] = M_GetText("Hit the 'N' key, Sonic!\nThe 'N' key!\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
 
 	quitmsg[QUIT3MSG] = M_GetText("Are you really going to give up?\nWe certainly would never give you up.\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
 	quitmsg[QUIT3MSG1] = M_GetText("Come on, just ONE more netgame!\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
-	quitmsg[QUIT3MSG2] = M_GetText("Press 'N' to unlock\nthe Ultimate Cheat!\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
-	quitmsg[QUIT3MSG3] = M_GetText("Why don't you go back and try\njumping on that house to\nsee what happens?\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
+	quitmsg[QUIT3MSG2] = M_GetText("Press 'N' to unlock\nthe Golden Kart!\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
+	quitmsg[QUIT3MSG3] = M_GetText("Couldn't handle\nthe banana meta?\n\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
 	quitmsg[QUIT3MSG4] = M_GetText("Every time you press 'Y', an\nSRB2Kart Developer cries...\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
-	quitmsg[QUIT3MSG5] = M_GetText("You'll be back to play soon, though...\n......right?\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
-	quitmsg[QUIT3MSG6] = M_GetText("Aww, is Egg Rock Zone too\ndifficult for you?\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
+	quitmsg[QUIT3MSG5] = M_GetText("You'll be back to play soon, though...\n...right?\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
+	quitmsg[QUIT3MSG6] = M_GetText("Aww, is Eggman's Nightclub too\ndifficult for you?\n\n(Press 'Y' to quit)");
 
 #ifdef HWRENDER
 	// Permanently hide some options based on render mode